The 3 fastest ways of communication in the world are:
3. Tele-fax
2. Tele-phone
1. Tell-a-woman
Need it faster??
Ask her not to tell anyone!!!! .
Un om foarte gras statea in fata unei gradinite de copii. La un moment dat vine la el o educatoare si-l intreaba:
-Nu va suparati, asteptati un copil?
Ca replica, barbatul gras spune:
-NU...asa sunt eu mai gras!