O fata se duce la spovedit:
-Parinte, eu…
-Da, fata mea, nu trebuie sa spui nimic. Suntem prieteni pe Facebook, am vazut pozele, am vazut ce ai scris pe perete.
-Si ce trebuie sa fac?
-Sa dai Like la 10 manastiri.
Vin Diesel likes to wear PVC because it wipes down easy.
Dear people,
When someone tells you you're one in a million, that means there are 1000 people just like you in China.
Sincerely, still feel special? :)) :))
I'm celibate.
I've sworn off only the men like you.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s beef.
- Ce zice administratorul de retea cand se intoarce acasa de la munca?
- 'There`s no place like 127.0.0.1!'
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by ``knit``, I mean ``kick``, and by ``sweaters``, I mean ``babies``.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris