La o toaleta publica in SUA, in dreptul pisoarelor, se aflau, unul langa altul, Cassius Clay si Adrian Copilul Minune.
In timp ce isi faceau treaba, amandoi scuturau, la intervale scurte, din cap.
Cassius Clay il intreaba pe Minune, cu simpatie si compasiune:
- Si tu tot Parkinson?
- Nu, mosule...
Un batrin si o batrina se cunosc intr-o casa de batrini.
Dupa un timp ce s-au cunoscut mai bine ii spune batrinul:
SEX NU MAI PUTEM FACE, CEL PUTIN VREI SA MI-O TII IN MINA?
DA, DESIGUR! raspunde batrina
Si de atunci, seara de seara, pe o banca in parc io tinea batrina in mina.
Dupa un timp a dispa...
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can`t find bigger, better nuts than that.