- Cristiano Ronaldo:
"God sent me to earth to show people how to play football".
- Messi:
"I never sent anybody".
:)
Dear people,
When someone tells you you're one in a million, that means there are 1000 people just like you in China.
Sincerely, still feel special? :)) :))
Guns don`t kill people, Chuck Norris does.
Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.