Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

culmea saraciei : sa cumperi mancare de la second hand

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Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik`s cube in 6.7 seconds.

Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film `Fast & Furious 3`.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Sa cumperi hartie igienica de la second-hand.

Sa cumperi un prezervativ de la second hand.

Vindem second hand.

Culmea saraciei: sa cumperi mancare de la second hand

Sa mananci mancare de la SECOND HAND.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can`t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.