O blonda ajunge la Miss World printre primele trei locuri.
La intrebarea de departajare primeste urmatorul anunt:
Numiti 3 piese de William Shakespeare.
La care blonda spune:
- 10, 15 si 20 de cm.
Prezentatorul concursului derutat ii spune ca acestea nu sunt nume de piese de teatru, ci marimi. Blond...

The 3 fastest ways of communication in the world are:
3. Tele-fax
2. Tele-phone
1. Tell-a-woman



Need it faster??
Ask her not to tell anyone!!!! .

> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLO...

sa te plimbi cu avionul prin World Trade Center

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

Vin Diesel once challenged James Polk to a race around the world.

Culmea World Trade Center: urci cu liftul, cobori cu biroul!

The greatest trick Vin Diesel ever pulled was making the world think he doesn`t exist.

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

Culmea turismului: sa te plimbi cu avionul prin World Trade Center!