Acum "Plug 'n' Play" şi pentru medicamente, scrie pe pachetul de Viagra.
Cel mai fericit barbat este ala care:
- Isi vede fiica pe coperta revistei “Vogue”
- Isi vede baiatul pe coperta revistei “Sport”
- Isi vede amanta pe coperta revistei “Playboy”
- Isi vede nevasta la TV la emisiunea “Disparuti fara urma”
- Cristiano Ronaldo:
"God sent me to earth to show people how to play football".
- Messi:
"I never sent anybody".
:)
Undeva pe langa Polinezia a naufragiat un vas de croaziera.
Doi bastinasi se zgaiesc la o revista Playboy aruncata de valuri pe mal.
Unul dintre ei zice: ‘ Ai dracu’, ce menu aveau astia!!!’
Era odata un barbat care avea trei iubite, dar nu stia cu care sa se insoare.
Deci a decis sa-i dea fiecareia cate 500000 de lei ca sa vada cum ii cheltuie fiecare.
Prima iese in oras si se machiaza de toti banii.
Isi ia haine noi, isi schimba coafura, isi face manichiura, pedichiura, tot tacamul ...
Intrebare: Care este cea mai Fair-Play galeria de fotbal din lume?
Raspuns: Cea a scotienilor! Nu arunca cu NIMIC pe stadion!
Cand nu mai poti, faci playback.
cand nu mai poti, faci playback.
I think of you as a brother.
You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance."
> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLO...
Vin Diesel is currently working an internship with the Frank Gehry architecture partnership, he intends to play a key role in the design of the new King Alfred Swimming Pool complex in Brighton, England. On the opening night of the project he will secret
Chuck Norris doesn`t play ``hide-and-seek.`` He plays ``hide-and-pray-I-don`t-find-you.``
If you play Led Zeppelin`s ``Stairway to Heaven`` backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.