I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can`t find bigger, better nuts than that.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.