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Cautare 'chuck' - 104 rezultate - Cele mai recente bancuri
de la iulia,
de 13 ani
Cand Alexander Bell a inventat telefonul, a văzut că are 2 apeluri nepreluate de la Chuck Norris.
2859
Becalisme:
- Gigi Becali nu face flotări, le cumpără gata făcute.
- Dacă tu ai 1 leu şi Gigi Becali are 1 leu, atunci Gigi Becali are mai mulţi bani decât tine.
- Gigi Becali nu o să ajungă în Rai pentru că a fost deja acolo şi nu i-a plă...
- Gigi Becali nu face flotări, le cumpără gata făcute.
- Dacă tu ai 1 leu şi Gigi Becali are 1 leu, atunci Gigi Becali are mai mulţi bani decât tine.
- Gigi Becali nu o să ajungă în Rai pentru că a fost deja acolo şi nu i-a plă...
2283
de la navi,
de 15 ani
Gigi Becali are puterea financiara necesara de al plati pe Chuck Norris sa-si dea o palma.
1466
de la admin,
de 17 ani
We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
1197
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.
1243
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, ``I end lives``. Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say ``Chuck Norris``, Which means the same thing.
1096
de la admin,
de 17 ani
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s beef.
1131
de la admin,
de 17 ani
When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says ``Go``. This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
1174
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
883
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Chuck Norris once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression ``Shitting bricks`` wasn`t just a figure of speech.
908
de la admin,
de 17 ani
The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.
929
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
866
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Chuck Norris doesn`t play ``hide-and-seek.`` He plays ``hide-and-pray-I-don`t-find-you.``
1101
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