If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s beef.
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If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.
Vin Diesel can tell how something tastes simply by touching it.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.