If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s beef.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.
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> > >creasca ... sa isi dezvolte ambele calitati.
Vin Diesel can tell how something tastes simply by touching it.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.