We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
ADD is not a disease. It`s just impossible to focus when you know that Chuck Norris could strike at any moment.
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice announced that it would be possible to fight two wars at once. Incidentally, Vin Diesel announced that he could fight two whores at once.
Vin Diesel could never get the hang of Thursdays either.
Vin Diesel already created a cure for AIDS; if only he could read and write.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn`t dodge Chuck Norris` roundhouse kick.