When Superman squeezes a lump of coal, he creates a diamond. When Chuck Norris squeezes a lump of coal, he creates an African child to work in his diamond mines.

Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can`t lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.

Vin Diesel created the idea for the game of soccer when he would fly a

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Vin Diesel killed and devoured Mufasa from The Lion King, but let the hyenas live becasue they were quote ``dirty creatures``.

Vin Diesel already created a cure for AIDS; if only he could read and write.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.