> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLO...

Vin Diesel made a sextape with Paris Hilton on her Sidekick. He later hacked into it, deleted the sextape, and distributed the rest of her information online.

Vin Diesel`s toast lands butter side up.

> > >-- legi in statul Alaska:
> > >
> > >-Este ilegal sa impingi un elan viu dintr-un avion aflat in miscare
> > >
> > >-Este considerata ofensa publica servirea de bauturi alcoolice unui
> > >
> > >elan

The only reason Chuck Norris didn`t win an Oscar for his performance in ``Sidekicks`` is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That`s just suicide.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.

It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.