When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Vin Diesel is the son of Nostradamus and Jessica Simpson. It is unclear whether he inherited his good looks from his mother and his intelligence from of his father, or vice versa.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s beef.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, c