Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s beef.
When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says ``Go``. This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
Chuck Norris doesn`t use pickup lines, he simply says, ``Now.``
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.