16.Vârsta si întâlnirile cu prietenul:
17 ani - El se ofera sa plateasca
25 ani - El plateste
35 ani - El pregateste mâine micul dejun
48 ani - El pregateste mâine micul dejun pentru copii
66 ani - El poate sa-si mestece nicul dejun
2.Vârsta femeilor în raport cu produsele din struguri
15-20 de ani: MUST DULCE (placut, dar nu renteaza sa bei prea mult)
20-25 de ani: TULBUREL (fierbe, pisca, te ameteste, dar nu te îmbata)
25-35 de ani: VIN ROSU (are buchet, grade, aroma, te înfierbanta si te îmbata)
35-45 de ani: SAMPANIE (...
The greatest trick Vin Diesel ever pulled was making the world think he doesn`t exist.
Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck`s nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; eit
Chuck Norris doesn`t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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