Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris` sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris` calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd no one fools Chuck Norris.
Vin Diesel once invented a plane with no wings. He put wheels underneath it and called it a train.
Chuck Norris` dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.