Let's be friends.
You're sinfully ugly.
It's not you, it's me.
You're ugly.
I don't date women where I work.
You're ugly.
My life is too complicated right now.
You're ugly.
There's a slight difference in our ages.
You're ugly.
I think of you as a sister.
You're ugly.
The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.