Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLO...
The greatest trick Vin Diesel ever pulled was making the world think he doesn`t exist.
Vin Diesel once challenged James Polk to a race around the world.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.