Vin Diesel created the idea for the game of soccer when he would fly a

Vin Diesel already created a cure for AIDS; if only he could read and write.

When Superman squeezes a lump of coal, he creates a diamond. When Chuck Norris squeezes a lump of coal, he creates an African child to work in his diamond mines.

Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can`t lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.