Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
> > >-- lege locala in orasul Los Angeles, California:
> > >
> > >-Este ilegal sa plangi in boxa martorilor
> > >-- lege in statul Washington:
> > >
> > >-Oricine afirma ca are parinti bogati comite o ilegalitate
> > >-- legi in statul Utah:
> > >
> > >-Cine nu bea lapte comite o ilegalitate
> > >-- legi in statul Alaska:
> > >
> > >-Este ilegal sa impingi un elan viu dintr-un avion aflat in miscare
> > >
> > >-Este considerata ofensa publica servirea de bauturi alcoolice unui
> > >
> > >elan
Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims ``6 Feet of Fun`` is actually the trademark for his penis.