Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren`t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
Vin Diesel can tell how something tastes simply by touching it.
When The Transporter needs something transported, he calls Vin Diesel.