Merely by flexing his left arm, Vin Diesel once caused an entire busload of nuns to spontaneously combust.
Vin Diesel planned out Michael Jordan`s entire basketball career on a used napkin from Arby`s back in
Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.