Let's be friends.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.
The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn`t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.