My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.
Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck`s nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; eit
The quickest way to a man`s heart is with Chuck Norris`s fist.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
If you play Led Zeppelin`s ``Stairway to Heaven`` backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.