I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLO...

A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can`t find bigger, better nuts than that.

The only reason Chuck Norris didn`t win an Oscar for his performance in ``Sidekicks`` is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That`s just suicide.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. 27 7.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.