> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLO...

> > >-- lege in statul Michigan:
> > >
> > >-Femeilor li se interzice sa se tunda fara asentimentul sotilor
> > >
> > >-Hotii au dreptul sa-l actioneze in judecata pe proprietarul casei
pe care au jefuit-o daca s-au ranit in timpul operatiunii

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