Chauncey Depew:
Un pesimist este un barbat care crede ca toate femeile sunt rele. Un optimist este acela care spera acest lucru. A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
Cand doi oameni divorteaza nu este un semn al vreunei neintelegeri intre ei, ci un semn ca, in sfarsit, au inceput sa se inteleaga unul pe altul. When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Problema unora dintre femei este ca se entuziasmeaza pentru cate un nimic - si apoi se casatoresc cu el. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
Sotii sunt precum focul - izbucnesc cand sunt lasati nesupravegheati. Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
Barbatii nu sunt atrasi de judecata mea, sunt atrasi de lipsa mea de prejudecati. Men aren't attracted to me by my mind, they're attracted to me by what I don't mind.