Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film `Fast & Furious 3`.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims ``6 Feet of Fun`` is actually the trademark for his penis.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.