1.Î:Ce e mic, alb, are aripioare si suge sângele?
R:LIBRESSE.
2.Î:Care-i diferenta dintre un avocat si un vampir?
R:Vampirul îti suge sângele numai noaptea...
3.Î:Care este cel mai al dracului vampir?
R:Always cu aripioare.
4.Î:Care e diferenta dintre un avocat si un vampir?
R:Vampirul îti s...
Vin Diesel always forgets to put the new cover sheets on his TPS reports.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Culmea igienei: "locomotivele sa foloseasca tampoane always"