The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Doi vampiri merg regulat intr-un bar unde comanda intotdeauna un Bloody Mary.
Intr-o seara unul din ei da comanda ca de obicei:
-Un Bloody Mary va rog!
Barmanul ii intinde un pahar plin cu sange (bineinteles diluat cu vodca). Celalalt vampir:
-Un pahar cu apa fierbinte si un tampon uzat, va rog!
-Ce...