The 3 fastest ways of communication in the world are:
3. Tele-fax
2. Tele-phone
1. Tell-a-woman
Need it faster??
Ask her not to tell anyone!!!! .
When The Transporter needs something transported, he calls Vin Diesel.
I want you!
I dream you!
I need you!
I f*ck you!
I vrea tu!
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, ``Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery.``
Chuck Norris doesn`t need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.