The 3 fastest ways of communication in the world are:
3. Tele-fax
2. Tele-phone
1. Tell-a-woman
Need it faster??
Ask her not to tell anyone!!!! .
I want you!
I dream you!
I need you!
I f*ck you!
I vrea tu!
When The Transporter needs something transported, he calls Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris doesn`t need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, ``Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery.``