- Cristiano Ronaldo:
"God sent me to earth to show people how to play football".
- Messi:
"I never sent anybody".
:)
Chuck Norris` tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Ce inseamna NTFS?
- Never Tested File System!
Vin Diesel could never get the hang of Thursdays either.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Chuck Norris once finished ``The Song that Never Ends``.