- Cristiano Ronaldo:
"God sent me to earth to show people how to play football".
- Messi:
"I never sent anybody".
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- Ce inseamna NTFS?
- Never Tested File System!
Vin Diesel could never get the hang of Thursdays either.
Chuck Norris once finished ``The Song that Never Ends``.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Chuck Norris` tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.