CLIENTUL:
Acum un an am schimbat versiunea Logodnica 7.0 cu Nevasta 1.0 si am observat ca programul a lansat o optiune subita Bebelus1.0, care ocupa mult spatiu pe hard. In instructiuni nu era nimic mentionat. Pe de alta parte, Nevasta 1.0 se autoinstaleaza in toate celelalte programe si se lanseaza...
Patient: I see green spots everywhere.
Nurse: Did you see a doctor?
Patient: No, just green spots!
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.