Patient: I see green spots everywhere.
Nurse: Did you see a doctor?
Patient: No, just green spots!
CLIENTUL:
Acum un an am schimbat versiunea Logodnica 7.0 cu Nevasta 1.0 si am observat ca programul a lansat o optiune subita Bebelus1.0, care ocupa mult spatiu pe hard. In instructiuni nu era nimic mentionat. Pe de alta parte, Nevasta 1.0 se autoinstaleaza in toate celelalte programe si se lanseaza...
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.