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Cautare 'that' - 23 rezultate - Cele mai accesate bancuri
de la natalia,
de 13 ani
Dear people,
When someone tells you you're one in a million, that means there are 1000 people just like you in China.
Sincerely, still feel special? :)) :))
When someone tells you you're one in a million, that means there are 1000 people just like you in China.
Sincerely, still feel special? :)) :))
1789
de la buburuzza,
de 16 ani
Let's be friends.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.
1342
de la buburuzza,
de 16 ani
I'm not attracted to you in "that" way.
You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.
You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.
1232
de la admin,
de 17 ani
ADD is not a disease. It`s just impossible to focus when you know that Chuck Norris could strike at any moment.
1105
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, ``I end lives``. Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say ``Chuck Norris``, Which means the same thing.
1101
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Dan Brown was originally going to call his book ``The Da Vin Diesel Code`` but decided that would give the game away too much.
1060
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can`t lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.
1059
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren`t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
1016
de la admin,
de 17 ani
The only reason Chuck Norris didn`t win an Oscar for his performance in ``Sidekicks`` is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That`s just suicide.
976
de la admin,
de 17 ani
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
946
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice announced that it would be possible to fight two wars at once. Incidentally, Vin Diesel announced that he could fight two whores at once.
929
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck`s nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; eit
920
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Chuck Norris once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression ``Shitting bricks`` wasn`t just a figure of speech.
913
de la admin,
de 17 ani
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
908
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