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Cautare 'that' - 23 rezultate - Cele mai recente bancuri
de la natalia,
de 13 ani
Dear people,
When someone tells you you're one in a million, that means there are 1000 people just like you in China.
Sincerely, still feel special? :)) :))
When someone tells you you're one in a million, that means there are 1000 people just like you in China.
Sincerely, still feel special? :)) :))
1786
de la buburuzza,
de 16 ani
Let's be friends.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.
1338
de la buburuzza,
de 16 ani
I'm not attracted to you in "that" way.
You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.
You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.
1226
de la buburuzza,
de 16 ani
I think of you as a brother.
You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance."
You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance."
835
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Dan Brown was originally going to call his book ``The Da Vin Diesel Code`` but decided that would give the game away too much.
1057
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice announced that it would be possible to fight two wars at once. Incidentally, Vin Diesel announced that he could fight two whores at once.
925
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Vin Diesel lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.
879
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, ``I end lives``. Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say ``Chuck Norris``, Which means the same thing.
1096
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Chuck Norris once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression ``Shitting bricks`` wasn`t just a figure of speech.
908
de la admin,
de 17 ani
ADD is not a disease. It`s just impossible to focus when you know that Chuck Norris could strike at any moment.
1099
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren`t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
1014
de la admin,
de 17 ani
Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck`s nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; eit
914
de la admin,
de 17 ani
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
890
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