Michael Jackson pe un vapor de croaziera. La un moment dat se loveste vaporul de o stanca si incepe sa se scufunde...
Capitanul: Save yourself!!!
Michael Jackson: No! Save the children first!!!
Capitanul: Fuck the children!!!
Michael Jackson: Do we have time???
When Superman squeezes a lump of coal, he creates a diamond. When Chuck Norris squeezes a lump of coal, he creates an African child to work in his diamond mines.
A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can`t find bigger, better nuts than that.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn`t real, it`s when he learns Chuck Norris is.