Cand Alexander Bell a inventat telefonul, a văzut că are 2 apeluri nepreluate de la Chuck Norris.
Becalisme:
- Gigi Becali nu face flotări, le cumpără gata făcute.
- Dacă tu ai 1 leu şi Gigi Becali are 1 leu, atunci Gigi Becali are mai mulţi bani decât tine.
- Gigi Becali nu o să ajungă în Rai pentru că a fost deja acolo şi nu i-a plă...
Gigi Becali are puterea financiara necesara de al plati pe Chuck Norris sa-si dea o palma.
Guns don`t kill people, Chuck Norris does.
When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn`t heal.
We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.
Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, ``I end lives``. Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say ``Chuck Norris``, Which means the same thing.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s beef.
When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says ``Go``. This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
Chuck Norris once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression ``Shitting bricks`` wasn`t just a figure of speech.
The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
Chuck Norris doesn`t play ``hide-and-seek.`` He plays ``hide-and-pray-I-don`t-find-you.``
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