Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims ``6 Feet of Fun`` is actually the trademark for his penis.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.