Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice announced that it would be possible to fight two wars at once. Incidentally, Vin Diesel announced that he could fight two whores at once.

Vin Diesel`s real name is Mortimer Quincy Meriwether, Jr.

Vin Diesel lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.

Vin Diesel eats his weight in alfalfa every day.

Vin Diesel holds the rank of Major in the Confederated Space Armada.

Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, ``I end lives``. Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say ``Chuck Norris``, Which means the same thing.

Americanii fura planurile unui Logan Diesel. Aduna o echipa americana sa o reconstruiasca dupa planuri. Lucreaza astia ce lucreaza, sudeaza, lipesc din greu si in final le iese un tractor. Conducerea e nemultumita si aduna o echipa de japonezi. Lucreaza si astia din greu, sudeaza, lipesc, asambleaza...