Michael Jackson pe un vapor de croaziera. La un moment dat se loveste vaporul de o stanca si incepe sa se scufunde...
Capitanul: Save yourself!!!
Michael Jackson: No! Save the children first!!!
Capitanul: Fuck the children!!!
Michael Jackson: Do we have time???
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.