Un om inarmat sparge o banca si ia citiva ostatici.
Il intreaba agresiv pe primul retinut:
- Spune-mi, m-ai vazut jefuind banca?
Ostaticul raspunde:
- Da!
Fara sa mai stea pe ginduri, hotul il impusca in cap. Apoi intreaba acelasi lucru pe cel de-al doilea ostatic.
Al doilea ostatic raspunde:
- Eu...

Cnofrom uuni stduiu al ueni uinvresttiai elgenze, nu cntozeaa in ce odrnie se alfa lirteele itnr-un cuvant, signruul lcuru ipmotarnt e ca pirma si utlima lierta sa fie la lcuol lor. Rsetul potae fi o vrzaa colmpeta si tot o vei ptuea ctii fraa prboelme. Atsa e din cuzaa ca nu ciitm feicrae lteira, c...

My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLO...

Vin Diesel is the son of Nostradamus and Jessica Simpson. It is unclear whether he inherited his good looks from his mother and his intelligence from of his father, or vice versa.

Vin Diesel killed and devoured Mufasa from The Lion King, but let the hyenas live becasue they were quote ``dirty creatures``.

Vin Diesel planned out Michael Jordan`s entire basketball career on a used napkin from Arby`s back in

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can`t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris` dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

Chuck Norris` calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd no one fools Chuck Norris.