Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.
Chuck Norris is 1-8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
O veverita si-o tragea cu-o nuca. Vine alta veverita:
- Are you fucking crazy?
- No, I`m fucking nuts! ...