Dan Brown was originally going to call his book ``The Da Vin Diesel Code`` but decided that would give the game away too much.
The only reason Chuck Norris didn`t win an Oscar for his performance in ``Sidekicks`` is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That`s just suicide.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.