> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLO...
1. Astmatica: Aahh...ahhh...ahhh!
2. Geografica: Aici, aici, aici, aici!
3. Matematiciana: Mai mult, mai mult, mai mult, mai mult!
4. Religioasa : Oh Doamne, oh Doamne!
5. Sinucigasa: Mor, mor!
6. Criminala: Daca te opresti acum, te omor!
7. Zootehnista: Vino taurul meu, vino!
8. Cheerleader: Da-i.....
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Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck`s nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; eit
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