Erau 4 informaticieni, si s-au hotarat ei sa faca o petrecere.
Primul: Eu aduc mancarea, salate, chipsuri, sandwiciuri.TOT!
Al doilea: Eu aduc bautura, cola, fanta,bere, wisky ..TOT!
Al treilea: Eu aduc muzica.. house, hip-hop... TOT!
Al patrulea: Eu aduc FEMEILE!
Primi 3 in cor: Cate?!
Al patrulea:...
De ce stau blondele cu urechea lipita de casa?
Ca sa asculte muzica house
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren`t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn`t dodge Chuck Norris` roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, c