Un manelist:
- Sunt mort după trupa Unknown Artists! În special îmi plac Track 02 si Track 08, iar Track 15 e genial!
- Cum se traduce „I don’t know”?
- Nu știu.
- Băga-mi-aș, nimeni nu știe…
Sotia: Ai facut cumparaturile?
Sotul: Bad command or filename.
Sotia: Dar te-am rugat de dimineata…
Sotul: Syntax Error. Abort?
Sotia: Nici macar noul televizor?
Sotul: Variable not found….
Sotia: Bine, da-mi cartea de credit, merg eu la cumparaturi…
Sotul: Sharing Violation. Access denied!
So...
Iata o discutie surprinsa in casa unui informatician. O discutie banala intre informaticianul nostru si sotie :
Sotia: Ai facut cumparaturile?
Sotul: Bad command or filename.
Sotia: Dar te-am rugat de dimineata...
Sotul: Syntax Error. Abort?
Sotia: Nici macar noul televizor?
Sotul: Variable not foun...
> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLO...
ADD is not a disease. It`s just impossible to focus when you know that Chuck Norris could strike at any moment.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, ``Please don`t kill me.`` Too bad Chuck Norris doesn`t believe in magic.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can`t find bigger, better nuts than that.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn`t kill you in your sleep.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris` sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.